Now that the off season is over and baseball can finally die (well for a few more months) its time we come back to cover all the latest basketball news. Its nice to be welcomed back by our man Kobe, he has been waiting all summer to show off his pretty sign he made. Thanks Kobe, we missed you too.

Never mind the West jersey, Kobe always knew red was our favorite color so he slipped into it for that extra nice feeling...

I know that Dan Marino has been retired for years but he looks exactly like the Hoff.

Chris Kaman vs Chris Elliott

Chris Kaman is the center for the Los Angeles Clippers and he looks exactly like Chris Elliot from the movie "There's Something About Mary". That picture of Chris Elliott is from the scene where he has broken out in hives from a major allergic reaction. The crazy thing is, even with the gross breakout, he looks better then Chris Kaman. That guy is nasty looking. Seriously he has millions of dollars, maybe invest in some acne medicine or plastic surgery.

Stan Van Gundy vs Ron Jeremy

It is obvious that Ron Jeremy and Stan Van Gundy look a like, but the fact that they both have porn star mustaches is classic.

Manu Ginobli vs Balki from Perfect Strangers

Does anyone actually remember Balki from Perfect Strangers? I sure don't, who knows Manu just might actually be Balki. Maybe Manu is a secret Highlander guy that has not aged and tried his hand at acting 10 years ago.

Andy Roddick vs Stifler

I do not actually know Stiflers name and there is no way I will waste another 30 seconds looking up his name. However, both of these guys look the same.

Aaron Brooks vs Chris Rock

Kyle Korver vs Ashton Kutcher

I know that this comparison has been made a hundred thousand times but just look at them, the exact same person.