Bruce Bowen is touted as one of the best defenders in the league, but he is probably the dirtiest. The picture to the left is one of several I found of Bowen kicking his opponents, which has coined him the name Bruce “Lee” Bowen. Check out the the YouTube video below where he gives Wally Szczerbiak the crane kick like he is the Karate Kid. “Put him in a body bag Johnny!”

Manu "I like to be on bottom" Ginobli

And the winner for most annoying player ever is… Hey, has anyone seen Ginobili? Oh there he is, on the floor again. Ginobili spends more time on his back than a ten dollar hooker. He’ll fall down wanting a foul call if you look at him funny. It you take all the cheap antics of an Italian soccer player, nay, the entire Italian national team, you have Ginobili. I wonder if he watches Italy’s game film for ideas… It’s a good thing that the refs get distracted looking at that giant growth of a nose on his face. I can’t tell you how much better the playoffs will be this year without him.

Did all my picks come from the same team? Interesting...