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Let’s Steal the 2010 NBA All Star Vote

Matt — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:10:17 +0000

Every year the same people get voted into the NBA All Star game. This year the exact same players lead that vote including Kobe Bryant with 650,000 votes and Tracy McGrady at 281,545 votes to name a few. Obviously this system is pretty messed up when a guy who has not even played a game is getting more votes then other players who have actually played this season.

Therefore we are going to pull off the largest online social media hoax ever!

We are going to steal the 2010 NBA All Star Vote.

Join the revolution by following these simple steps.

1) Digg, Facebook, Tweet, Propell, and email this article to a friend.

2) Vote With the Link for the specific picks.

3) Pass this onto a friend and vote again everyday for the next 31 days!

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Here are the picks:

Forwards

Paul Milsap (West) : David Lee (East)

Guards

Aaron Brooks (West) : Stephen Jackson (East)

Center

Marc Gasol (West) : Brook Lopez (East)

Write in Vote

Collins, Jarron Phoenix (this guy was on ESPN's worst players per minutes a few years ago)

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Utah Jazz Sports Look a Like

Matt — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:24:03 +0000

Deron Williams vs. Ariel from Hells Kitchen

I was watching Hell's Kitchen last week and noticed that the contestant Ariel looked strangely familiar. Upon further review I discovered that during the off season D Will MAY have grown his hair out dressed like a women and learned how to cook really well. Or this is another case of the look a likes. Either way you choose to look at it this woman looks exactly like Dwill, well minus the facial hair.

C.J. Miles vs. that Kid from Everybody Hates Chris

I know that there is a big age gap between these two but the Everybody Hates Chris kid looks exactly like a younger funnier version of C.J. Miles. Interesting enough if you Google "CJ miles" the top result under Cj's web pages is a stripper in the Philippines named CJ Miles. Now either

A) CJ poses as a transvestite stripper through the off season and took a time machine into the past to act for Everybody Hates Chris.

B) There is another human being on this earth with the first and last name CJ Miles.

I personally am guessing A because that would explain a lot of his game ready physique...

Ronnie Brewer vs. Little Foot from The Land Before Time

Who would have thought the amazing Little Foot from the Land Before Time would become a real person, not this guy. But guess what, it happened! Just check out the resemblance.

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And Were Back

Matt — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 20:39:14 +0000

Now that the off season is over and baseball can finally die (well for a few more months) its time we come back to cover all the latest basketball news. Its nice to be welcomed back by our man Kobe, he has been waiting all summer to show off his pretty sign he made. Thanks Kobe, we missed you too.

Never mind the West jersey, Kobe always knew red was our favorite color so he slipped into it for that extra nice feeling...

Chauncey Billups Throws Ball off Kobe’s Back

Matt — Fri, 22 May 2009 16:42:34 +0000

Kobe Bryant does not get embarrassed very often, that is why I had to make a separate post just to show this street ball move.

Suck it Kobe.

Sports Look a Likes

Matt — Tue, 12 May 2009 20:42:48 +0000

Dan Marino vs The Hoff

I know that Dan Marino has been retired for years but he looks exactly like the Hoff.

Chris Kaman vs Chris Elliott

Chris Kaman is the center for the Los Angeles Clippers and he looks exactly like Chris Elliot from the movie "There's Something About Mary". That picture of Chris Elliott is from the scene where he has broken out in hives from a major allergic reaction. The crazy thing is, even with the gross breakout, he looks better then Chris Kaman. That guy is nasty looking. Seriously he has millions of dollars, maybe invest in some acne medicine or plastic surgery.

Stan Van Gundy vs Ron Jeremy

It is obvious that Ron Jeremy and Stan Van Gundy look a like, but the fact that they both have porn star mustaches is classic.

Manu Ginobli vs Balki from Perfect Strangers

Does anyone actually remember Balki from Perfect Strangers? I sure don't, who knows Manu just might actually be Balki. Maybe Manu is a secret Highlander guy that has not aged and tried his hand at acting 10 years ago.

Andy Roddick vs Stifler

I do not actually know Stiflers name and there is no way I will waste another 30 seconds looking up his name. However, both of these guys look the same.

Aaron Brooks vs Chris Rock

Kyle Korver vs Ashton Kutcher

I know that this comparison has been made a hundred thousand times but just look at them, the exact same person.

Sports Worst Tattoo’s

Matt — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:18:31 +0000

MMA Fighter - Melvin Costa

Besides being a neo nazi and proud to show it Kosta also has one of the most ridiculous tats you will ever see in your life on his stomach. Be sure to look at it close, it says no joke "I Have a Small Penis". This picture was in no way tampered with. How stupid is this guy...

NBA Basketball Player - Jason "White Chocolate" Williams

Jason Williams was known for his flash street style that excited fans and made white people everywhere proud. However there is one thing Williams should have not done, got that terrible "White Boy" tattoo. I know you are white, but what gives?

NBA Basketball Player - Deron Williams

Deron Williams is one of my favorite players but his tats were so ridiculous that if he was not so good I would be forced to give away my jersey. In case you cant tell the big orange blob is a basketball and above and below the tattoo is says "Texas Made". The other picture is off Deron's "No Guts, No Glory" Tat. Deron has since covered his basketball tattoo with a much sicker tat. Thank goodness for that.

NBA Basketball Player - Chris "The Birdman" Anderson

You may not know but Chris Anderson recently returned to the NBA after being booted due to drug use. He is a great story on overcoming addiction and really making something out of yourself. However he has some of the ugliest tattoos in the NBA that I am sure might have been inked when high. Anyways one of the silliest tattoos I have seen is the Spiderman tattoo on his arm. I know that Anderson is the "Birdman" but what does Spiderman have to do with anything. The next tattoo that I really dislike is the princess snow flake found on his elbow. Once again wtf.

MMA Fighter - Brock Lesnar

Brock converted over from professional wrestling to MMA where he defeated Randy Couture for the heavy weight title. However Brock added his terrible brass knuckle wanus looking tattoo that goes up to his neck. Seriously what is that? Who tattoos a giant penis on his chest, I mean the guy has money why not try to change his wiener tat into a crappy normal tat?

NBA Basketball Player - Stephen Jackson

Stephen Jackson plays for the Golden State Warriors and is notorious for his brawl in Detroit when he ran up into the stands to beat some guy down. Stephen has also been involved in shooting his gun off outside a strip club. Anyways his tat is of praying hands holding a gun. Great guy...

NBA Basketball Player - Kenyon Martin

Kenyon Martin has some of the most random and ugly tats I have seen in the NBA. His first noticeable tattoo is the Grim Reaper found on his shoulder. Martin said this about his tat "That's how I see myself. The reaper, man. I go out and take what I want". What a dummy. The next ugly wtf tat you will see on Kenyon Martin is the ugly lips found on his neck.

Skater - Ryan Sheckler

Ryan Sheckler is a skater that is worth more then I will ever have in my life. However there is one thing I have on Sheckles. I don't have a huge ugly az tattoo on my back for the rest of my life. What was this kid thinking, that tat is so big. Think about how stretched and gross that will look in 30 years when he has blown all his money on hookers and blow.

NBA Basketball Player - Mike Bibby

Mike Bibby a long time veteran of the NBA has some of the worst tat's. There is no real set up needed for his appalling basketball hoop tat. I have no idea what any of these guys are thinking when they get these tats. Seriously it is as if they let their little kid drew a picture and they tatted it.

NBA Basketball Player - Stephon Marbury

Steph most ridiculous tattoo is the logo of his "Starbury" brand shoes and clothing. You can see the actual logo there on his big head. Any ways the reason this tat made the worst tat list (besides how terrible his tat looks) is the fact that Stephen and Barry's who carries his special brand of apparel just filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. So the brand he tatted will soon be completely gone! What a waste. He is now suing Stephen and Barry's but the terrible tat has been left.

NBA Baskteball Player - Greg Ostertage (retired)

Greg Ostertag used to play for the Utah Jazz, he is now since retired and most likely gotten even fatter. However, I decided his tat needed to be included within the list. Seriously why did he get a tattoo of Fred Flintstone on his leg?

NBA Basketball Player - Luke Walton

Besides having some of the greasiest and grossest looking hair in the NBA (minus Fabricio Alberto) Luke has a tattoo that is equally crappy. The tattoo is a tribute to the grateful dead and his brothers. The tat depicts Luke and his brothers dancing around what looks like a fire, holding balls, balls folks, balls...

Cheap Shot of the Night – Ray Allen

Matt — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 16:56:49 +0000

Last night the Cavs and Celtics played in Cleveland. The Cavs are in pursuit of tying the best home record since the Celtics when they achieved a 40-1 home record. Other then the Cavs chasing the record and locking the overall number one spot for the playoffs, there was not much else on the line. However after a free throw Ray Allen was knocked to the ground. He thought that Anderson knocked him down intentionally and took his anger out on Anderson's boys, thus earning Ray Allen the cheap shot of the night. If you happened to see this foul you would also notice the eerie composure and lack of emotion Anderson shows upon being hit in the junk. Call me crazy but that should really hurt. Although Anderson is one of the worst flopper's in the NBA therefore he probably deserved it. All I know is that when these two teams play each other in the Eastern Conference Finals it will be fun to watch.

Poop on You Game of the Night – Clippers vs. Kings

Matt — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:30:26 +0000

Tonight features a matchup between the 16-62 Sacramento Kings and the 18-60 Clippers. This epic battle is a dead heat for last place in hopes of picking up the number one pick in this years NBA draft. Sacramento is in need of any good players if they stand a chance in next years west run. The Clippers on the other hand have some really talented players that just seem to play terrible. Most likely there will be some major trades this summer from the Clippers organization to ready themselves for Griffin or Rubio. Since the departure of Elton Brand the Clippers could use the likes of a center/power forward in Griffin. This would add a strong defense full of big men. However, you can also look for the Clippers to try and move Baron Davis (after his dismal season and lack of effort) and pick up Rubio.

Therefore tonights battle to get last place and better draft placement makes tonight's game the pick for poop on you status.

Watch the action at 10:30 pm et.