The NBA’s Most Annoying Players
After some serious thought, here are the league's most annoying players:
Deer-in-the-headlights Duncan
I scoured over 50 pages of Google images in vain to find the classic deer-in-the-headlights look that Tim Duncan gives after every foul call. You know what I am talking about: the jaw dropped like he just saw "Two Girls, One Cup", the head pushed forward showing his giraffe-like neck, and his eyes looking like he just took an elbow to the nuts from Ray Allen. Let me guess, Tim, it was all-ball.
The French Tickler
Tony Parker married one of the most beautiful women ever… and he is French… that is annoying.
Bruce "Lee" Bowen
Bruce Bowen is touted as one of the best defenders in the league, but he is probably the dirtiest. The picture to the left is one of several I found of Bowen kicking his opponents, which has coined him the name Bruce “Lee” Bowen. Check out the the YouTube video below where he gives Wally Szczerbiak the crane kick like he is the Karate Kid. “Put him in a body bag Johnny!”
Manu "I like to be on bottom" Ginobli
And the winner for most annoying player ever is… Hey, has anyone seen Ginobili? Oh there he is, on the floor again. Ginobili spends more time on his back than a ten dollar hooker. He’ll fall down wanting a foul call if you look at him funny. It you take all the cheap antics of an Italian soccer player, nay, the entire Italian national team, you have Ginobili. I wonder if he watches Italy’s game film for ideas… It’s a good thing that the refs get distracted looking at that giant growth of a nose on his face. I can’t tell you how much better the playoffs will be this year without him.
Did all my picks come from the same team? Interesting...
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You are a complete idiot, why not just say you hate the Spurs? Is it becasue they are the winningest team of the last decade of any major sport? You probably like the Rapist Kobe. Go #$%^ yourself. Go Spurs Go!!!
why are u cryin mavs fan u can't get there..ya always have been an will be our bitches...along with ur goofy whiney owner that thinks money can buy anything....bohica...."bend over here it comes again"
Ya the writer may be an ass, and the Spurs are a good team, but that doesent change the fact they are still one of the dirtiest most annoying teams in the NBA. Face it, Bruce Bowen is the dirtiest of dirty dirty's.
wonderful & OH SO TRUE
I so hope the mavs beat the SPURTS
I'm a Suns fan and I respect the Spurs organization, however, you've got to admit that this write up was friggin' hilarious! What makes it so funny is the undeniable truth of the rant! Props to the writer! haha!
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