Modifying the NBA Rule Book

NBA Rule Book is about to be amended
1. The 5-Pointer
What's the difference between making a half court shot and one just behind the arch? Nothing. They are both valued at 3 points. This has got to change. It needs to be acknowledged that the half court shot is more difficult and shall be valued at 5 points. Imagine what this could do to the last minutes of any game. Down by ten? All your team has to do now is hit a pair of half courters and you're right back in the game!
2. The Free Throw Option
From now on the player shooting free throws has an option: to either shoot from the regular free throw line which allows one point for each successful attempt, or they can move back to the 3 point arch and shoot, with everyone still lined up as usual, but from this location a successful attempt will be awarded with two points. (At this rate why not implement the 3 point half court free throw?!)
3. Double the Points
This rule will allow the possibility of any 3 pointer to actually be worth 6! If a player makes a shot from behind the 3 point arch WITH HIS OPPOSITE HAND. Each player has to officially declare which hand he shoots with. He can then take a shot behind the arch with his opposite hand, and in the event that it is successful it will be worth 6 points.
4. Referee Interviews
After every game at least one referee from the game must be present at a public press conference. There they will be subjected to any question a reporter or team player wants to ask them. This way they will be a little more accountable by having to justify the calls they make. This will not be an event where people get to insult, demean, belittle or ask condescending questions. It will be an event of clarification so that everyone can understand why in the world some calls are made the way they are.
While we're adding new rules, let's add one for NASCAR too...

And they're off...
Get the Fans Involved
NASCAR is cherished by many, who knows why, but this new rule will get the fans even more involved than they already are. After each race all the fans that have the desire (I bet most of them) will be allowed to race their motorhome around the course. It will be observed by the official record keepers of NASCAR and awards will be given to the winners.
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the main problem is the refs. I'm tired of saying we are crying phantom fouls. I know they are held accountable, but they ought to be fined and the public made aware of it. You think Sloan has to go? Maybe we ought to take a good look at Stern!
I am sorry Joan but lets be honest the refs have been decent for the Utah games. Deron is the only one playing like he hasn't already booked his trip to Mexico. With lazy players like Boozer how can you honestly expect to win?